Keep calm and buy pretty things

A few of the tote bags in my new Etsy shop, do you like them? I heat fixed my fave 60s vintage sewing patterns on them with special transfer sheets, which is actually very tricky. Many swear words were uttered, a few trials binned. Getting there now. will soon be customising them with faux naif badges made by a lovely artist in India, see below. Can you think of witty quotes related to sewing, charity shops and recycling? Do tell. The best one could get a surprise bag... x